Da Bodega Gentleman Club
3129 W 25th St Cleveland, OH 44109

This has to be the worst...

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treeman46
Sep 6, 2005, 3:11 AM
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This has to be the worst club in Cleveland. I would be willing to say it has to be in the bottom 40 in the USA. When you walk in the main door you can smell a musty order at times. The bar is by the door and rectangular. The stage is elevated and is on the right side of the bar as you walk in the door. The atmosphere seems to always be bleak. It is not a happy bar.

The girls always seem to be hostile. If you say "no" to the "buy me a drink" demand which you are asked before you even find a seat and order your own drink, they get more hostile! If you do manage to make it to a seat and order a drink (this club has to be #1 for open the door, step in, look around, walk out) you will not be able to make any eye contact whatsoever. The girls are (it always seems) only Puerto Rican and speak to each other exclusively in that language. That is very annoying. The girls don't act sexy or sensual. How they expect to lure a dollar out of me I don't know. I have never left a tip or had more than one beer per visit in this club.

I might go in the club once every 6 months. Maybe I manage to have a beer, if so, it's always a quick one. Every time I have gone in the girls are mostly "dogs." I believe that the only reason I do stop in this club is because I can't believe they actually stay in business. I'm probably looking for it to have the long overdue change that you'd think the owner/manager surely must do to stay in business.

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