Arrived around 10 pm for my...

Arrived around 10 pm for my first run at one of the WP clubs. Kind of a shit-hole and generally as expected. Got a beer and tried to check things out. A late-30s heifer sat down and bowled me over with her rancid breath and sweaty stink. There were a few nice lookers that would have been a fit, but mamma-moo wouldn't get the hint. She offered CFS for a C and I told her I would need to grab more cash from the car. Finished my beer and took off. Grabbed a 6 pack and went to my hotel for a handyman special...