In three words, Vagina Beauty Pageant....

In three words, Vagina Beauty Pageant. I visited this club on a Thursday recently. They were putting on a Vagina Beauty Pageant. It was pretty busy inside but it didn't take me too long to find a seat near the stage. The waitress took awhile for my beer but it was a pretty busy night here. There were alot of women from other local strip clubs competing so I can't vouch for what the nightly talent is usually like but this night at least the women were 8-10's. It was very entertaining, there was even a contestant with two vaginas! she made it to the finals. After watching the competition for awhile, I thought I would try a lap dance to see what this club has to offer. I tried a few different ladies. All top-notch beauties. I paid $20-%25 for each dance. The dances were very good but nothing illegal. Some mutual touching, but most importantly each lady gave me a slow, sensual dance unlike what I am used to in most Portland clubs.