Cabaret Club
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4806 Montana Ave, El Paso, TX 79903, USA*

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tuscl
Jul 26, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Why waste time? You know why we like this place...quick and easy place to get off. I went there a few months ago, and it was REALLY slow. There were like 2 other customers in the place. Dark as hell in there, which is good in many ways ;-). So I just go back to the bar to check out the ladies. The manager(?) lady kept bugging me to see if I wanted a drink. She had to be 60 or so, and was a real cock block. I shooed her away a couple times and finally gave in after the 4th time and got a $7 glass of Sprite. (Geez!)

The girls on stage were trying their best to get the other 2 dudes to quit acting like idiots but to no avail. Then I noticed this one girl coming from the back. Her white bikini was like a beacon in the black lighting. As she came by I called out to her and said something like "Damn girl, your outfit is glowing." She instantly came over and we hit it off. Of course she asked if I wanted a dance, but I played it off. We talked about how dead it was in the club and the knuckleheads playing around with the dancers.

She then went straight to the point and asked me if I wanted a fuck. I wasn't quite ready for that, but how can you turn down an offer like that? She was cute, and a little chubby. Latinas usually have the curves most guys like. We go to the "VIP" area...basically a row of booths that could double for confessional booths at church but painted black. The weird thing is the booths are in the front of the club.

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