I visited Chicas Bonitas recently, and...

I visited Chicas Bonitas recently, and I can't say that it was a great experience. From the name I expected to have a healthy mix of fine latinas, some not so fine, and some ugly, realistically speaking.

But wow. What I ran into was instead a heavy heaping of fugly things. I feel bad saying that because I guess they are trying their best, and I was raised to respect a lady. But still. That was the first time I left a strip club with scores of $$ in my pocket. Can you imagine that? A young, testosterone-filled man walks in a strip club all excited and all, and leaves before the end of the evening, with a new outlook on the whole thing, and plenty money in his pocket.

Now what I did like was that parking was free (down the block a little), and no one was rude to me overall. There was no disrespectful doorman who acted like he was doing him a favor. And the inside wasn't a wild wild west thing. The bartender also was nice and courteous, and the music wasn't crazy loud.