I visited this fine establishment on...

I visited this fine establishment on a Tuesday after work. As noted, one has to park opposite the street in a church lot. Right away, you have to have a high level of tolerance to: (a) carefully walk across that busy 4-lane Sheriff Road and (b) not worry about being discreet because you're very visible during the day. Well I'm here for some ass, all else be damned, so here we go.

The lady at the makeshift cashiers table only charged me the cover at day rate ($12), since I made it in right before 6pm. Then I got my drink at the full service bar. The building itself is old and shabby; again, your desire to see some ass has to outweigh whatever standard you're used to at the high end "gentlemen's clubs". So continue I went! (to be fair, they do try to keep the place clean, and there are new large flat screen TVs.)

Pushed through another door, into the action, and settled myself. There are two poles in the "stage area", which is basically a floor-level rectangle separated by metal railings. At any given time, there could be one, or two, dancers performing (all nude). Spent some time sipping my drink and taking in the sights- there were black women of all shapes and shades. I had my eyes on a particular one and sure enough she came to me after she finished her lap dance with a wheel-chaired bound patron. She asked if I wanted a dance, I said yeah - "if you could do your best with my man there, you probably can take good care of an able-bodied person like myself."

This young lady has a nice tight phat ass, decent size titties, I thought she was perfect- easily the hottest one there. Couple songs into the lap dance she started pitching me about the VIP room. I inquired about the rate and what kind of activities one can expect. One thing led to another, we decided to bypass the whole thing and arranged for OTC right then and there. She clocked out and we took off! (separately. Can't be too obvious now. Girls have to have ethics, right?)

Since then I have repeated with her but I have not gone back to the club. Not sure if I would get the same kind of mileage as easily with other girls there, but given the low cover charge and cheap lap dances, I'll gladly come again to find out.