This has been my worse club...

This has been my worse club experience by far. Walked in to 1 fat dancer at the pole dancing in JORTS with about 10 horny field workers passing out the ones. The bartender was at least friendly, but a couple of patrons sitting at the bar seemed to be sizing me up to see if they should fight me, rob me, or have a drink with me.

Sensing the tension, I made a couple of jokes and tipped the bartender. Things seemed to lighten up, but after the girl at the pole got done, the place died. Apparently a few of the dancers didn't show up for shift. Reluctantly, the bartender got up to the pole. She wheezed and huffed through a song without removing any clothing. I chugged my beer and quietly slipped out the front door, disappointed and disillusioned.