I was in Indianapolis a couple...

I was in Indianapolis a couple of weeks ago for a guys weekend. Never been there before, but one of the guys I was with was familiar with the town and recommended we go to the Red Garter. Before I start my review, let me tell you that it had been years since I was in a strip club. I had pretty much swore off them because I've never been in one where 1) the girls weren't constantly hassling me to pay for a $20 private dance where they were 2 feet away at all times, 2) constantly forcing me to pay for $6 soft drinks (no alcohol), and 3) require $15 just to get in the door for the privilege of 1 and 2.

In light of prior experiences, needless to say, I had no desire to go to the Red Garter, but since everyone else wanted to I agreed....and it was an AWESOME time. To begin with, no hassle from the dancers, even though there weren't a lot of people there. There were five of us, and we all sat down by one of the stages. The girls were all decent (I'd say a few 6s, but mostly 7s and up). We sat there for hours, bullshitting with each other, buying each other beers ($4 miller lights), tipping the dancers (at the stage you're allowed to put your hands on their hips while they put your face in between their tits, and having a great time. Not once, did any of the dancers hassle any of us for a private dance - perfect for me.

We had a good enough time that we went back the next night for more of the same. After about an hour, one girl caught my eye. She was made her rounds around the stage. When she got to me, instead of the normal face it tits, she got on her knees, grabbed my hips, shoved her face in my crotch, and breathed heavily right onto my cock. I had no idea they did stuff like that. Anyway, the technique worked, because afterwards I sought her out and asked for a private dance. It was $20 for 10 minutes I think. And it was more of the same. Her mouth was right on my cock (through my jeans) at times. When she wasn't doing that, there was lots of friction when she grinded her ass in my crotch, or nibbled on my ear while she straddled me. At one point the bouncer did come over and tell me to keep my hands on her hips (they had wandered to her ass). Afterwards, she asked me if I wanted to go to the VIP room ($150 for 30 minutes, I would have been allowed to take off my shirt she said), but I didn't have the money and didn't want to get into a um....sticky situation. I was pretty close by the end of that lapdance.