First of all, I have to...

First of all, I have to preface this review by stating I had frequented other SR clubs around the country. Vegas being my favorite, with CA a close second. That being said, I had high expectations knowing this was a genuine SR club. I WAS SORELY DISAPPOINTED!

The club is right off the highway, with ample parking and a discreet entrance. The place in and of itself is classy, private entrance, classy decor, nice layout and a tuxedo clad bouncer staff. Walking in through their private entrance hall though I was shocked to see the low level of dancers. 2 chubbys were on their phones in the hallway before I ever made it to the main room of the club. They were deep in conversation bitching about the management staff and the "cheap ass guys" that were current customers. Upon making it into the main room, although there were several stages, only the large main stage was occupied by a bored looking 3/4 who basically stood there smacking gum and shaking her naked ass. There were a few guys, one with a dancer and one walking off with another, but everyone else was just sitting alone looking bored. I noticed a handful of dancers at the bar, and another couple sitting in a booth alone (again on their phones). After ordering a drink from the friendly, cute waitress I was immediately approached with the parade of "wanna dance" girls. A couple were ok (5/6 mainly) but most were overweight, or heavily tatted, or just obnoxious. The skinny one was pretty, but tatted out like a groupie and that many tattoos just looks rough. I saw one short brunette with a cute face (dimples are my thing), and big fake ones who seemed promising until she dropped her dress and was either 4 months pregnant or sorely in need of some sit-ups. (Cristin?) She had a friend who approached me (Charley) with the "happy to see me" attitude until she started to push the "fantasy dance". Basically I couldn't get a straight answer about the dances, with the 2 for 1, 3 for 1, nude, fantasy, vip, special, box set menu. I don't know if the girls are making it up or if the management is going for the "quick change" fast talking ripoff game but I wasn't about to go through the whole game for one lap dance from a dancer who wasn't all that hot to begin with in the first place.

I finished my drink, tipped the waitress (the hottest one in there) again and left.

To offer a bit of advice to management: Lose the detailed, bullshit buy one get 2, buy 2 get 3, fantasy scam, nude, topless, private or semiprivate game and stick to regular dances and vip rooms like every other club out there. I felt like I was getting a runaround by a used car salesman quick change artist. And give your dancers gym memberships cause most of them were just too big to be working at a high end club like SR. Also, if they have a bun in the oven keep them out of the club. The ones I passed walking in should've been my clue to gtfo but I won't make the same mistake again. I'll try Platinum Plus next time I'm driving through.