I stopped in on a Saturday...

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon around 5:30. There were 3 or 4 other customers at the bar, but I didn't see any girls. That is not unusual during the day. The girls like to go outside for smoke breaks. I wasn't overly concerned since the drinks were 2 for 1 until 8:00. When the bartender was bringing my second drink, I asked how many girls were working, and he told me that they had none show up for the day shift.I did notice a number of girls arriving early for the night shift, as well as more customers coming into the bar. You would think that they would get a couple of the night girls to hustle up and get onto the floor a little early in order to keep the crowd, but that never happened. When the girls finally came onto the floor, most of them were totally clueless. They would come up to you and not even introduce themselves and start in with the tired old "Wanna dance" or "Will you buy me a drink". I was just about to write the night off as another wasted trip when I ran into an old favorite that came in a little late. We sat and talked for a while. By this time I was getting a little loaded and needed to leave. She told me that she would call me when she got off work. I'm never one to believe anything a stripper tells me, so I was surprised to hear my phone ring at 2:00 AM. She asked if she could come to my place. Needless to say, the night turned out not being a waste of time.