I stopped here on the promised...

I stopped here on the promised of a private show in a booth - which I miss quite a bit from the old days at the Lusty Lady in San Francisco. There is a fancier looking DeJa Vu next door, but I'm really more of a peepshow guy. I came in the door and immediately the guy behind the desk tells me that I can have a live strip show for $80 plus tips - and he emphasizes the bigger the tip, the more they'll do. Or I can get the one girl working to go into the back with me and do a booth show for $40--again emphasizing that the more I tip on top of that, the more she'll do. So I thought about it for a few minutes and decided since I was already there, I'd give it a shot. Unfortunately the girl working had no idea what to do. Do you want me to bend over and shake my ass?, she asked? No, I said, I want you to take off your clothes and play with your ass. How much would it be for you to show me your asshole and finger it? She told me she'd do that for $40 and I reluctantly agreed. For the $40 she said I could have 2 or 3 songs and did I want a paper towel? Unfortunately between the lighting in the back and her lack of ability to get her ass up, I could barely see anything down below while she tried (in a not very sexy way) to jam a finger up her butt. I told her to just go ahead and show me her pussy, but she didn't want to at first because she was on her period. I told her I didn't care, she could open her legs, ioeb her mouth and put out her tongue and I could get off that way. After we were done and she walked me back to the front of the store she told me she'd never done anything like that before and that it was fun. I felt like for my $80 I'd gotten about a $25 show. While I appreciated her willingness to work with me, I won't be back.