I was Jonesing to see some...

I was Jonesing to see some pretty naked ladies a couple of weeks ago, so I ran back down to Southern X-Posure (Downtown) for my second visit. I'm still amazed and delighted that Utah has a fully nude club. Don't get me wrong, this is nothing like the great clubs to be found in other parts of the country. There is zero contact with the ladies, and there is nothing resembling a lap dance, but the dancers are very hot, and some of them do get completely naked on stage. <br>

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The last time I was there, it was on a Friday afternoon, and I left the club before the majority of the dancers showed up. This time it was on Saturday night. I got there just before 9 pm, and there were 5 ladies working. By shortly after 10 pm, the number of dancers had increased to 17. Of those, there were 3 of them who were STUNNING. The hottest of the bunch was a tiny blonde calling herself "Zen." She has a brilliant smiling face, and was also the most confident about her own attractiveness, and the quickest to lose her G- string on stage. This girl could've gotten me to say yes to anything. I will go back just to watch her walk around the room. There were several others there who were also perfect looking, but I was disappointed at how reluctant all but a couple more of them were to get naked on stage. I know I'm not the only one who tips faster the faster the dancers get bare-assed! <br>

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It turns out that the reason some of them didn't get nude is because there are a lot of silly rules they have to follow. I visited briefly with another young beauty who came and asked to sit next to me (followed immediately by the waitress who asked me to buy the dancer a $7 soft drink). This girl called herself "Riley." I was sure that I hadn't seen her on stage. When I asked her why, she said that she had just gotten there, and she didn't know when she'd get a turn because she was "amateuring." I asked her what that means, and she said, "I don't have a license." Just then, the dancer on stage before us peeled off her G sting and let it fall to the floor. I mentioned to Riley, "that's what I came down here to see." She said, "I know, I love it too." I said, "so will you go crazy on stage and quickly bare it all, or will you be more conservative like many of these other girls?" That's when she explained that without a license, they're not allowed to get fully naked, and in fact, they can't even "touch their own boobs" on stage. I wondered to myself, who's the creepy bureaucrat bastard that writes the rule about when a girl can and cannot touch herself...<br>