Cheetah's is my usual place in...

Cheetah's is my usual place in Vegas, but I was in town for a bachelor party and for some reason my friends seemed to have their hearts set on Spearmint Rhino. It's all done up in rich wood paneling, like a first-rate steakhouse. That turned me off...we all know it's a strip club, we don't need pretensions of "class". Anyway, the women were beautiful here...didn't plan on spending a lot of money, but one girl came up to me...I almost turned her down but she lowered her top just a little and I just melted. She wanted $100 for 3 dances in the VIP room. Instead I ended up getting 5 on the main floor for the same price, which was probably a better value, IMO, because I doubt you get much more in the VIP room. I had a great time...but I'm not done with my dance more than 3 minutes before another dancer comes up and TELLS me to move so she can give some other guy a dance in my spot. I didn't want the 300 pound bouncer to be the next one to tell me, so I stood up and moved. Then while I'm standing in a corridor some butthole member of the staff bowls right into me and walks right through me as if I wasn't even there. I'm not big on clubs that treat their paying clientele with contempt, so I won't be returning. I subtracted two points for the attitude, otherwise it would've been a 7.