sinclair's Review
I went to Southern X-Posure on a Saturday night at about 21:00. There was a $10 cover charge. Customers are given a wristband so they can come and go as they please throughout the night. The strip club is in a shopping plaza at the far west end of West Wendover. Sincweisers were $8. Jager Bombs were $11. I thought drink prices were a little exorbitant considering all the casinos in town comp your alcoholic beverages. The ATM has a maximum withdrawal of $500 and a $6.95 fee per transaction.
The island stage looks like a jungle gym with beams everywhere and only one vertical pole in the middle. There are leather office chairs surrounding the stage. Two dancers were on stage at the same time. Dancers have to keep their bikinis on out in the main room, so no stripping. There is supposed to be no contact between tippers and the dancers. Despite this being Nevada, it seems like Utah strip club rules are in effect. There is one pool table in the back of the room. The VIP rooms are in a completely separate area on the right wall. The DJ was a female and not overly annoying. The waitresses were nasty looking, but the bartender, Sonya, was a complete knockout. I found her more attractive than any of the dancers.
It seems all of the dancers commute to this strip club from the Wasatch Front. If I was to compare the talent that dances in Salt Lake City to the talent that makes the commute out to the desert, the dancers who come out to West Wendover are not as beautiful. That does not mean there are not a few 7’s and 8’s that dance out here, but the majority of the talent was a hard pass for me: dancers I’d rate in the 2 to 6 range. There were a lot of dancers with mixed ethnicities and Polynesian ancestry working at Southern X-Posure. If you know anything about Salt Lake City, there are a lot of Hawaiians living there due to Mormon missionary efforts. There were over twenty dancers working on a Saturday night. Avoid buying dancers drinks because the club marks them up as a way to make more money..
–Sinclair Dancer Sheet–
Aya: White, wavy brown hair, A cups, looks to be in her 30’s, jack Mormon, 6.
Blossom: White, black hair, fat, C cups, 3.5.
Bubbles: White, blonde, chubby, B cups, 5.
Cherry: Polynesian, fat, 2.
Diana: White, brown hair, slim, B cups, 8.
Flame: White, pale skin, red hair, fat, 3.
Gypsy: White, blonde, D cups, tattoo on right side of belly, tattoo on front of left thigh, 7.5.
Kim Chu: Asian, bloated or fat, C cups, looks 40 years old, 2.5.
Luna: Mixed or Hispanic, spinner, C cups, tattooed all over including side of face, 7.
Maya: Polynesian, average body, B cups, 6.
Miley: White, C cups, Anglo block face, wears big glasses, keeps stomach covered, had kid 4.5.
Ming: Asian, looks 45 years old at least, face looks like it was hit by a shovel, 2.
Sativa: White, blonde, D cups, wears glasses, left arm tattoo sleeve, big tattoo on right ass cheek, 6.5.
Saucy: Polynesian, dyed blonde hair, fat, belly sticks out further than boobs, 2.
Vixen: White, wavy black hair, B or C cups, acts ghetto, 6.5.
Willow: Black, blonde braids, B cups, tattooed all over, 7.5.
I was told there are no by-the-song private dances; the only private option is to buy a block of VIP time. Dancers can charge whatever they want for the VIP room. A dancer that I mentioned above who was a 6, quoted me $300 for a twenty minute VIP room. From what I was told, touching was allowed, and the dancers get topless, even though the local ordinances dictate they cannot take anything off. Supposedly, there is a light that the staff can set off in the VIP area when the police visit to warn dancers to put their tops back on. A shower show in the VIP area was $100. It is not a full shower, but with a shower gun, so the dancers don’t ruin their hair or make-up. Customers can touch during the shower dances. I felt uneasy about being forced to jump right into the VIP room without doing a couple trial private dances first. As a result, few customers seemed to be springing for private time.
Southern X-Posure stays open until 07:00. For whatever reason, most of the clientele seemed to be Mexican as the night wore on. The club has a good party atmosphere, but the majority of dancers were not what I was looking for. I think the way I would play this strip club is to use it as a primer before heading over to the casino nightclubs to get civilian pussy. On the weekends, there are plenty of young women coming to town who are looking to get drunk and ride dick because what happens in Wendover stays in Wendover.
