Alright folks. I'm normally not a...

Alright folks. I'm normally not a member of strip club sites or reviews or anything, but I made an account here just to illustrate how messed up this club is so my other friends didn't have to make redundant reviews of this shitty place. I may review some other clubs in the area that I DO like just to balance things out a little. Alright sooo, welcome to Cheetahs, the worst strip club in town. If you're like me you've probably gone to them all and checked things out a bit before settling in at one club or another, but I gotta tell you that Cheetahs is only good as a comedy club, and the comedy is not intentional but unavoidable on their part.<br>

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From what I gather they change ownership or management or teams from other clubs or whatever every few months, they jack the waitresses and the dancers of their pay, and they don't take care of their staff at all there. The effect that has on customers like me is astounding. My friends and I couldn't even get drink service at a table for almost an hour, and we had to go to the bartender who looked tired, pissed off, and like she didn't want to be there or to see any of us. She admitted she's a lesbian, she doesn't like men, doesn't like us, and doesn't want to serve drinks. Well! I'm so glad my friends and I could come here to waste money on lesbians that don't like men or want them around! So nice! We finally got our drinks from her, and then the real show began.<br>

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NEXT, they had some "burlesque" crap. It was like watching a train wreck between gangsta rap. Some of my friends were laughing and said it was great comedy, but two of my other friends were clearly not amused. I asked them what's up, and they said hey man, this is supposed to be a strip club and not a comedy show of ugly women that can't dance with men they hate watching them. They're right about that. I tried to round up a few girls to bring them over to our table from some place outside, and they acted like I was infringing upon their cigarette, their conversation, and their right to hate us for no damn reason whatsoever.<br>