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The Art of the Upcharge: Moscow Edition

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9.3

Hit up Fantasy Girls again. Saturday night, $30 cover, same metal detector routine. Security gave me the usual pat down. We’re honestly probably at a first name basis at this point.

Inside the Cave:

As always…

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published 2 wks ago

Peppermint Hippo Reno

$2 Tacos, $180 Soul Snatching: Do the Math

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8.7

Pulled into Peppermint Hippo on a random Tuesday around 2PM. No cover (God bless America) and I came for what really matters at that hour: the $2 tacos. And let me tell you, they slap.…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

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published 2 wks ago

Stripper Hunger Games: Reno Edition

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4.3

Pulled up to Wild Orchid a few Friday nights ago with the intention to just vibe, sip a drink, and maybe spiritually reconnect with a fake boob or two. I paid $30 to get molested…

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published 2 wks ago

The Only Fantasy is Thinking I’ll Ever Stop Coming Here

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7.3

Pulled up a few Saturday nights ago with a buddy, both of us sober enough to make bad decisions and just drunk enough to not care. Usual drill with the metal detector and pat down…

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published 2 mos ago

Fantasy Girls Field Report: Mascots, Maybes, and Missed Opportunities

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7.7

Came in late night Saturday. $30 cover. Usual routine: security gives a light patdown, waves a wand like they’re blessing you, then you shuffle through a metal detector. Same dungeon lighting, same vaguely sticky ambiance.…

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published 2 mos ago

The Booty Lottery: You win some, you cry some

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7.0

Came in on a Wednesday evening. Cover was $20. Big Asian dude gave me the usual pat down and waved me through the metal detector. Same routine as always, nothing new there.

Not gonna describe the…

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published 3 mos ago

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4.3

It's a few minutes off the freeway in a sketchy part of town but parking seemed safe and there were cameras so I felt ok making a pit stop.

I visited twice, once Thursday at…