So I finally made it to...

So I finally made it to Colombia and headed to the famed Face Dos. This place is exactly what I was looking for. Insanely big club, insanely hot women, private rooms, the works. I couldn't ask for better. There had to be a good 30 girls working on a slow Wednesday night. We felt like were were surrounded by the hottest vultures you have ever seen. Might have to haggle a bit but there is no question that you can get what you want here. There are three poles in the middle with monkey bars above it. Freaking wild when they make good use of them. If you speak the language, you are in good shape. 10 bucks to get in, 9 dollar beers, tip them a buck when they walk around. If you are looking for the private room, they will charge you for that and the girl at a premium. If you have the money, take the trip there. Take a cab there and back. Go nuts! It's Medellin.