Well, this used to be my...

Well, this used to be my favorite place but without the hot Brazilians and with the not so attractive girls remaining I give this club a low rating. But what happened to me a few weeks ago really turned me off. A not hot girl approached me and yakked quite a bit and latter of course asked me about getting a private dance which I reluctantly agreed. In the back room she got naked quick then rode me like a pony. After one song I was done, paid her, then left. Got in my car, looked down and noticed a shit stain in the front of my shorts. I was toilet paper to her. Threw my shorts out the door and drove home in my underwear. From now on, I must be more careful.