Oh the Cabaret,...

Oh the Cabaret, this is one of those clubs that is so hit or miss. The club itself isn't in the greatest part of town, and I do recommend that if you go park under a light in the lot that is visible from Market Street. Also, the club usually opens about 7:30 or so and the dancers usually start filtering in by 8:30 or 9, but it is rare that any are dancing before 9:30 or 10, even if the bar is packed (their there, usually dressed to dance, but either on their phones texting or are gossiping at the bar with the barmaid and the regular patrons). Enter the club and the bar (full bar with beer and liquor, and smoking is allowed) is in front of you, restrooms to the right, and the stage is to your left. The stage is about waist level when standing at it and the back is fully mirrored. Best place to sit is at the bar on the stage side, that way you can tip the dancers at the stage if you want but can sit back down so they don't bleed you dry. Usually a nice mix of dancers, nothing special, usually 4-7's, maybe an occasional 8 (hard to get quality here with other larger good money clubs in area), more likely a few 2's or 3's. Seems to be that the Cabaret is where dancers go when they get thrown out of other clubs for drugs or fighting or something stupid, and most will give you a sob story and want you to feed them drinks all night (so then they can go home to their baby daddy's). Standard up for 3 songs (usually goes down to G-string), then through crowd for tip round. Most dancers will not do extras, but some do (best to ask, I have actually several times had girls that wouldn't do it tell me who would (give them a sawbuck for giving you the info)). There is a "private" VIP room with a couch on first floor and the regular lap dance area for multiple dancers/customers is upstairs. If given the option and no one else is upstairs, you actually want to go upstairs (downstairs the bouncer will peak in several times, if you are upstairs you can hear him coming). Private dances are usually $20 a song (split with the house), and if there are extras you can usually get a BJ for $50 and a lay for $100, but YMMV (some girls in here will take your money and then keep saying they are hearing the bouncer coming) so be careful, and if possible DO NOT TIP TILL THEY PREFORM THE ACT. <br>

Also a warning, as said before, this club is not in the best part of town, and from time to time there is gang and/or drug activity going on in and outside the club, best advice is to just leave, there are enough other clubs in the area if so.