This my lowest rating for a...

This my lowest rating for a Tucson club.

I went there this afternoon (Wednesday) and I was the ONLY customer. There were four dancers there. Mystique was the only one dancing on stage (two dances). After her two dances, the DJ would play a couple of songs with nobody on stage. Then Mystique would be back on stage for two more dances...she kept reappearing on stage as the only dancer. Was I to assume the other three dancers (a paltry number, by the way) had broken legs and couldn't be on stage? No. Instead one was at the bar flapping her jaw with the waitress. Another one bolted for the dressing room as soon as I arrived and never showed her face again. The fourth, Roxy, emerged from her den, talked to the DJ for about ten minutes, then finally asked if I wanted a dance. I agreed to a VIP dance.

When I arrived, the club bouncer explained that the table dances were $10 each, topless VIP was $20 each, and nude VIP was $30. Admission to the VIP (they call it "First-Class" lounge) was $5. These represent the highest prices in town for VIP dances.