Zoinks!!!!! Like all of the...

Zoinks!!!!! Like all of the other reviews you see here, this place makes you feel like you have entered another dimension in space. I encourage everyone to go to Showplace at least once to experience this ultimate freak show in person. It is worth the trip for at least a few laughs. Some positives are that the place has great parking, it's very safe, drinks are on the cheap side, and you can basically do whatever you want to do with the ladies in the lap dance cubicles. The downside is that about 90% of the dancers are a complete mess (ranking 0-4) but there may be a few 6/7's in there that seem like perfect tens when compared to the others. The awful smell coming from the bathroom literally fills the entire bar - it's unbelievable! But perhaps the most unique thing about this place is how insane all of the dancers are. They literally come up to you like wolves before you even sit down and they start barking out crazy wild stuff that they want you to do to them in the lap dance area. It's sooooo freaking funny! You have to be prepared for the unexpected if you decide to go!