I was back in FL and...

I was back in FL and staying about 45 minutes from Inner Room and decided to come here a few days In a row. This is a summary of those few days. First, I recommend the time slot I came during, which was about 2 PM to 7 PM. After that the crowd starts to change and it gets more crowded. So my one line summary is that this is possibly the greatest club in the USA. Even though my experience at clubs has been limited to a dozen around the country or so, I feel pretty confident making this audacious statement. Here are all the reasons it's the number one club. First, dances are only $10. Second, those dances are very hands on, from both sides. You couldn't hardly ask for more. Of course, each dancer is a little different in terms of their limits, but some of them, even the hot ones, are pretty dang generous. Third, you get a free shot of any liquor with your first beer prior to 7 pm. Fourth, free buffet on Sundays that is catered and is quite tasty. Fifth, though some of the dancers were as low as a 2 in my estimate, others were as high as solid 9s and even a few 10s. There was never a day, where there wasn't a hot dancer to choose from. Sixth, there's no VIP room, so there's no constant up sell from the dancers about that. Seventh, during the day time, there are no obnoxious bouncers roaming around interfering with dances. Eighth, the competition from other customers during the day is basically a bunch of very old dudes who aren't good tippers, from what I could tell. So, if you can manage to walk without a cane and are generous, you'll get a lot of attention. Ninth, there are plenty of ethnicities to choose from, white, black, Latino, and Asian. And tenth, the owner is not your typical sleaze ball owner and is a cool guy who is fun to talk to. Alright, I rest my case.