Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

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TexanT
Jun 20, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I went to the Men's Club for the first time and I have to say I was extremely impressed. The only other strip club I have been to is Treasure's and I had a lot more fun here. First of all, they are offering half-off admission for June if you print of a coupon on their site so my friends and I only had to pay $7 to get in. The offer excludes the buffet, but I didn't care about because I was celebrating my birthday and I wasn't looking for food. The set up of the place is pretty awesome. There is a main stage and two side stages where you can easily talk to the girls and discuss lap dances if you wish. There is a ton of seating and all of the furniture is very nice and comfortable. The bathrooms were pretty dang nice too, but the most important part were the girls!<br>

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I can't speak for all of the girls here, but the ones that I saw at the main stage were extremely hot! I was a bit tipsy when I walked in so I had no problem yelling out to them that I had $20 bills as they were getting ready to leave the stage. That definitely got there attention. The place was packed so I knew I was gonna have to standout to get the best girls and not a lot of guys were tipping on this night. Two girls I really enjoyed watching told me that they would find me when they were done on the side stage. One of the girls followed up on her word and gave me lap dances in a chair that was back by the bar secluded from the crowd. She had an amazing body and a beautiful smile and it turned out it was her birthday too. I immediately asked if it was okay to touch and she said anywhere except between the legs. I love a nice backside so I really enjoyed myself and I know I left some fingerprints. In my drunken state, I even found myself kissing her body and she never seemed to mind any of it. She was very enthusiastic and friendly. I got two dances from her before she was called back up to the stage. She said she would find me when she was done. I completely lost track of my friends, because at about 320 a.m,I saw a beautiful dark-haired Latina with the biggest butt in the whole place. She was at the side stage and I knew I had to get change fast. The bartender was out of ones, but a friendly stripper gave me some that was sitting at the bar. I then proceeded to tip first with 5 ones and then finished it of with a 5 dollar bill to get her attention. I asked about lap dances and she said she would find me when she was done. It was 3:45 now and it seemed every girl in the place was busy and I needed a lap dance before the night was over. Then all of a sudden I feel a hand on my back and it was the Latina. I guess the 5 worked. She asked if I was ready and I said, "I expect this to be the best lap dance I have ever had". Her response, "Of Course". She did not disappoint. She could bounce each cheek up and down to the beat of a song perfectly. I got her for the last 4 songs of the night and I felt like I was playing drums on her butt for a good portion of the time. She was very talkative and happy. I actually ended up in a booth area and two friends were also get dances right by me. we were actually pretty loud and saying crazy things, but the girls were just laughing and eating it up. At one point, my friend's stripper grabbed my girl's butt was slapping it while she was grinding on me. That made the whole night! <br>

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Overall, I had a great experience. My one complaint is that it took a while to get a lap dance, but that is probably my fault for not showing up until after 2am and focusing mainly on the girls at the stages. The girls at the stages were definitely the best though. I can highly recommend this club based on the interactions I had with the ladies. They were fun and very comfortable with being touched. I definitely didn't get pressured and I will be going back fairly soon. All the dances I got were $20 a piece and they were worth it. If anyone knows the Latina that I am talking about please let me know her name. I remember she had dark hair, a huge butt, and a tattoo near her hip. I would definitely pick her again.

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