Rolled into Henry VIII about 1115p...

Rolled into Henry VIII about 1115p to a very crowded club. Monday nite is 10bux dance night. As has been repeated ad infinitum, H8 is a dive bar of dive bars. I think there is a picture of it in the dictionary as you look up the term shithole. However, the beer is cold, reasonably priced, 6.5, the ladies usually friendly and a sure thing in the VIP, if that's what you are looking for. Sometimes the ladies are real fuglies, some days/nights you find get some very attractive dancers. It is definetly hit or miss. But with proper negotiations before you head back to the VIP room it is never YMMV. <br>

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This night my original plan was just to have a slow beer and maybe get some nice lappers from well endowed dancer girls if there were any. I took my favorite bar stool, at the main bar right next to the stage that extends from the main bar. A reasonably attractive lady was sort of lying down, smoking and rolling her ass on that stage as I sat down. Only a bit into her last song did I see that she had some gigantic floppers that would have suited my plan really well. But after her set, she left, never to be seen again. Don't know her stripper name, but oh well. After a few more dancers to this stage and the one behind it with the mirrors, a few more tips, I was having fun, but didn't really see any one I wanted to go to the VIP with.... Until Anna, took the stage. When she smiled at me, I knew I was heading back with her. Her tits weren't that big and she has a bit of a new baby belly, but very cute and desirable. <br>

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10 bux VIP fee and into the first dance with her boobs in my lap, things progressed rapidly to something I hadn't planned on, but rapidly fell pray too with very good results at a very reasonable charge. Total damage for the evening: 5 cover, 8 beer, 6 dancer tips, 10 VIP and 76 to Anna. Not a bad night at a dive.