I really travelled this summer, from...

I really travelled this summer, from the East Coast, to Seattle, to Florida and finally Tokyo. Because of business, I couldn't hit up notorious Roppongi until Monday night - deadsville!

There are various West-African hawkers trying to lure you into god-knows-what kind of skanky side-street joints in Roppongi, but they were easy enough to brush off. I knew I kinda wanted to check this joint out and sorta stumbled on it after walking North of the Roppongi Station (north from the Almond Coffer Shop). This place was REALLY upscale and I had to scam a cheaper admission price, I wanna say 5000 yen maybe, by pretending that my companions were coming in too. I pawned off some people I happened to be walking behind as companions to the barker on the street. I really had my mind set on getting some Japanese gal to grind my lap when an extremely friendly and savvy Russian gal kinda figured how to press my American Gaijin buttons. Oh well, I went with her "plan B."

I got this bimbo a few drinks and paid about another 70 for drinks and a little spin on her on my lap. This place is FAR classier than any club I've been to in the U.S. and is my first International experience with strip clubs. The place was FAR too rich for my blood and I could tell that the Nigerian maitre d, or whatever, was going to ensure that I got milked dry of my money if I stayed there any longer.