Monroe's Of Palm Beach
1000 N Congress Ave West Palm Beach, FL 33409

I wanted to like this place....

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DoubleDutch
Jun 13, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday After Midnight

I wanted to like this place. I joined their email list before they opened and followed through all of the promotions etc, but I couldn't get away to get up there. I was driving to Orlando late one night and finally decided to stop and check it out (break up the drive too). I got there about 4:10am and they are scheduled to close at 5am. The outside felt safe to park and there were several attendants if I wanted to Valet my car (free I think?). I wanted in to the Cover charge entrance area and the girl taking cash was cute enough. The cover was $10. I paid and was met by an "attendant" of sorts that asked me if I had been there before, etc. and then gave me an orientation as to where everything was at. I walked in and was shocked at what I saw...NOT A SINGLE DANCER. Yup, a strip club with no girls. There were plenty of girls dressed in casual wear at the two bars hanging out with people (maybe just got off shift?), but no one was clearly a dancer. I ordered a soda (remember, long drive so no alcohol) and sat there for about 15 minutes (including a bathroom trip). The music continued to play and the lights were going, but there were no dancers coming out, there were no dancers talking to customers, no girls anywhere. More people continued to trickle in but went straight to the bar like they knew what to expect (maybe there to pick up a friend/girl/etc.). The soda was "free" so I tipped $2 and left. I stopped at the girl on my way out and asked about charging a $10 cover just to be a bar and she said that she didn't know there were no girls out. I decided to just walk away--not really sure it is worth it getting worked up at 430am over a $10 cover. Really disappointed as I had heard good things. Btw, yes it was a Monday night, but it was Memorial Day, so even my attendant said that they were busier than usual...Don't know if I want to try it again as there are others in the area that I have had better experiences with...

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