Pirates Cove
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7417 NE Sandy Blvd Portland, OR 97213

It had been several years since...

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hohawk69
Jun 5, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

It had been several years since my last visit, so when I found myself in the neighborhood I couldn't resist stopping in to see what I've been missing. The place hasn't seemed to change a bit, still a small & cramped space with 1 stage and a small L shaped bar, and a really small & smelly bathroom covered in graffiti. Decent drink selection and prices, friendly bartender, and a DJ who wasn't very annoying. There were about 5 girls dancing two song sets, and they were all average looking. With only about 8 customers, there wasn't a lot of energy in the room and the girls were not going out of their way on stage to entertain. Only one girl asked if I wanted a PD, but I passed, finished my beer, and left. I doubt I will return.

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