Stopped in on a Thursday evening...

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

There has been some turnover here, which is a good thing. Physical club is unchanged, easy to find, safe parking. Metal detector at the door, sometimes a $10 or so cover. Draft beers are reasonable.…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, NJ

So the old Club Risque Burlington has been renovated and rebranded. I had never been inside the old establishment , so I can't truly compare, but I'm assuming this is a lot better, but…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

For whatever it's worth, become a quasi-regular here. Nearby, and non-smoking unlike the clubs on the PA side of the river. Club can be highly variable. Milage seems to go in cycles. Girls get very loose,…

Essentials first: No cover, ample parking, sort of tricky to find the lot entrance, smoking almost required. Long double rectangular bar with two stages and two bartenders working. Two pool tables in the back along…

Finally! Smoking is no longer permitted inside of Scruples. This makes it a better place to stop off on the way home. If you've never been here, it's basically an L-shaped bar where there are…

Bar is small and shape like the letter L. 2 poles are very vertically challenged. You won't see much pole work here. Dancers are picky about who they spend time with and will choose to look at their…

Local club with laid back feel. $25 lap dances downstairs. Main bar area with 2 girls dancing at a time. Typical dollar parade. Been here a few times a year for a while now. This…