Open 4pm - 2am. Closed Sunday....

Open 4pm - 2am. Closed Sunday. Fully Nude. New video poker machines if you like gambling. This is a pretty typical dive bar, the impression I got from the exertior of the building was that I shouldn't go inside. Inside is dark and very cramped, black and red painted walls, dirty grey outdoor carpeting, poorly venilated. There is a pool table to your right and the bar straight ahead. Only beer ($3.25-$5.00) wine ($3) and soda ($2) is served, you are buying the most expensive beer in the most run down bar in Astoria. All of the bar staff are slow and rude with no real understand of customer service apperantly. at the end of the bar is the stage about the size of an office cubical. There really isnt a stage there, just a sort of rack made of plywood around a space on the floor with a pole in the middle. There around 2 - 6 girls working most days, some of them have been working there +10 years. They dance on stage for 2 - 3 songs and expect at least $1 tip for every song. Don't be cheap with these girls - look at the working conditions they have to endure. Dances are $20 a song in a weird little additional room made out of lattice work (really! the stuff my mom has on the side of her house!) called "the VIP room" next to the pool table when you walk in. Supposedly dances in Oregon are all air dances, but this is not what I experienced on my visit and not what other people have told me of theirs. You aren't going to get treatment like you would in Las Vegas but there is more touching and lap grinding on the dancers part than the clubs I've been to in Portland. Enjoy.