Lousy. Let me preface this by saying...

Lousy.

Let me preface this by saying I'm from Miami, and all the strip clubs in Tucson (and probably AZ) stink compared to the ones down there. That being gotten out of the way, this is perhaps the worst club I've been in outside of Nevada. It's been voted "Best of Tucson", but any of the clubs I've been in here so far were preferable to this, I can't trot out all their names due to lots of alcohol at the time, but one was on 22nd st and sort of central, one was the unexceptional "Tens", and another was a full nudity, no alcohol deal on Speedway - I'd rather face that place sober than this with all the liquor in the world.

The parking lot was pretty crowded at 12:30 am on a Wednesday, surprising since the club wasn't all that packed, about half the cars must have belonged to staff. The management is real uptight, again, this is common in Tucson strip clubs but Curves took it to a new level: stand here, go there, do this.......of course, there was the usual metal detector/pat down thing, I can't specifically fault Curves for this, it seems common if not universal in Tucson/AZ. The most ludicrous part was assigned seating, presumably you were not allowed to get up and move to another table without asking some goon for permission and getting him to escort you there, I guess that probably became less operative as the evening wore on.