The night before, my friend and...

The night before, my friend and I hit Adelita and Hong Kong in Tijuana (see separate reviews) but we had to kill the afternoon in Chula Vista so we decided to visit its one strip club. An online site told him the place opened at Noon but when we got there at 1:30, it was shut tight. I phoned and a woman answered and said they opened at 3 so we went off to a Red Lobster to eat. There aren't a lot of great food choices in Chula Vista.<br>

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When we returned, the club was open but just barely. Ours was the only car in the large parking lot and there were two girls on duty. I would call one an 8 and the other a 4. We realized our mistake since if we were going to start getting private dances, we both wanted the 8. But we also weren't that interested in private dances because we'd both humped ourselves silly in Tijuana the night before. We'd been hoping for a place to chill out and just watch cute women dance naked but there was only one cute woman there and she could only do so much dancing. As it turns out, the two girls took turns talking to us and trying to lure us back to the private area. What they promised would have been enticing in a regular strip club situation but we'd just been to Tijuana so big deal.<br>

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Two other girls and a few more customers came by before we split. The club seemed like it would be nice enough if filled with more dancers and more customers. All the girls assured us that if we came back in the evening, that's how it would be but we had a plane to catch in San Diego.