Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

Yikes! Everything they say about this...

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May 21, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

Yikes! Everything they say about this club's transformation is true. This used to be my favorite club in Houston several years ago - good quality girls, lots of privacy only average amount of hustle. I heard the stories but figured how can it be so different?! Well went several weeks ago and it was a like being in a weird movie. As soon as you walk in (after going through a metal detector)there are about 30 girls standing by the door ready to grab you. I quickly tried to move through to he center bar and two girls grabbed my arms to "escort' me over the bar. One was a petite light skinned black girl and the other a well endowed. curvy latina. Once we got to the bar they immediately started to encourage me to go to the VIP area upstairs (fixed $500/hour and $150-$250 for a bottle.) They said we could do anything up there and to "incent" me one started to rub my crotch and the other started to put her tongue in my ear. I said I just wanted a beer to check out the club. They didn't take the hint and continued to solicit me (one grabbed my hand and put it on her crotch and asked me to rub!). After about 15 minutes of this and me trying to ignore them, they got the hint and moved on. No sooner did they leave than another girl (this time a very skinny blonde who appeared on something) grabbed my arm and started the same banter as the two previous. The things she whispered in my ear made me laugh! She was trying to be sexy but it sounded so rehearsed and mechanical. Well I finished my drink and decided this was not my scene and I left and headed to the St James - too bad it was such a long drive. I should have gone there first...a story for another time

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