It was a while ago that...

It was a while ago that I went there, but I wanted to see some naked women after a long drive. I walked in, paid the cover, sat down and got a bud light. I usually let myself get through one drink and check out the stage dances before getting a lapdance. So its about that time, after I was greeted by a few girls, my drink is nearly finished when one, just my type (huge fake tits on a nice latina with an hour glass figure) comes up to me and we chit-chat, she asks if I want a dance, and who am I to say no at this point. We get to the private dance area just before the beginning of the song. As soon as I sit down, it starts playing, she starts her routine and starts grinding, when I notice a smell, one of fake cotton candy and ass, not sure where its coming from, I'm a little worried, but then she raises her glorious booty and I find out the source, she didn't spend enough time wiping, I thought I was gonna be sick. She was working it good too, so I was torn, leading to a half chub, with basically the right nut saying "fuck yeah" and the left nut asking "what have you gotten me into?" The song ended and listening to the logic of the left nut, I paid my dues and got out of there.