Not a bad looking club from...

Not a bad looking club from the outside. Went in for a drink and a look see, and then was disappointed. Rather heavy dancer named Pat approached me. Not much for the eyes, but I was hoping she'd make up for it in personality. Definitely trying to snuggle up for a lap dance, the first thing I noticed was heavy smoker's breath. OK - not a personal favorite, but I can deal with that. Then she lifted her arms to put her hands around my neck. It was then that I found out that she either had worked very hard that night, she hadn't bathed in a while, or a combination of the two. Anyway, for the first time in a long time, I passed on the lap and decided to head out. Things like that are hard to get over.

Maybe others have better luck, but this was not a nice place to me.