Stopped by last Friday to check...

Stopped by last Friday to check on an old friend, Ivy. I was pretty surprised as the years haven't been kind to her. I got a lap dance from her but it was like having my grand mother dance. The other girls were smoke shows and gave a good lap dance - it was the closest thing to getting fucked with my pants still on. One big turn off was this one customer who was either drunk or retarded - keep walking around telling everyone he was a law enforcement officer. If he is a LEO, damn, they have really lowered their standards. Might as well strap a gun on a hippo. I would go to this club again, but would try to avoid Ivy. Peace out homies.