Occasionally have to visit the Myrtle...

Occasionally have to visit the Myrtle Beach area, and have typically visited this club as well as Secrets north on Rt. 17. These are the only two clubs in the area that I consider less than rip offs. Unfortunately it seems that Secrets has closed, or at least it was the evening I drove by. I can't believe an empty parking lot at 7 pm means anything else, but then again I was in the area only for a day. Continued down 17 to 501 to take a look at Fantails. Not many cars in the lot but at least it was open. As noted in previous reviews of this club, it attracts me because it is sleaze with a capital S. It's a relatively large place that always seems to be in need of a thorough cleaning, but of course its ragged appearance adds to the sleaze vibe. If that's not enough, the few gals there when I arrived confirmed my opinion developed over the years; nothing over a 7, and as raunchy as they come. Took one semi-heifer to the back room and did get some stick shifting, but nothing to write home about. I did appreciate the non-stop potty mouth though, which encouraged me to ask about upstairs services. She either played dumb (in her case easily done), or the recent word about another crack down in Myrtle Beach has slowed or stopped what has always been this club's main attraction (upstairs services). Tried another gal with a good body, but her dance was not much better than air. This club has always been hit or miss, and before spending any more dough, I declared it a miss. Would appreciate any G-2 from Myrtle Beach residents (via a TUSC message) as to the state of the area strip clubs generally, and I don't mean how much are the drinks. I'm looking for where you might get your tallywacker grabbed. Peter "hoping to get back to Columbia SC" Gozinia