Best mileage in El Paso. This...

Best mileage in El Paso. This club is a fair bit on the seedy side, but I never felt unsafe. There's a $10 cover, which is pretty typical in EP. Very very dark, enough so that you have to be pretty close up to even get the benefit of it being fully nude. Fortunately that's a workable option. They have the typical Texas full-nude no-man's-land of three feet of table space between the front row seats and the stage, but there's one small area off to the side where you can get all the way up to the stage and personally present a dancer with a dollar. And that single dollar will all by itself get you as much as you can get during a $20 private dance at some of the other clubs in town. You are openly encouraged by the dancers to put your hands on them. Pretty much anything short of touching them between the legs - rub the boobs and pinch the nipples, rub the thighs, squeeze the ass, and of course the ever-popular motorboat. The dancers are even more forward toward the dollar-waving patron, often providing a crotch grope.<br>

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The girls themselves aren't the hottest, ranging from pretty bad to fairly decent, but they all try hard and have a good attitude. Every so often the DJ plays a couple of jangly mariachi-band songs during which all the girls do a quick line-up then move through the crowd providing 30-second $1 lap dances, which is a very good way of determining which girls are more accommodating and which are less (with the less-accommodating ones being far in the minority).<br>

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There is no separate VIP section, but - just as good - they have an entire wall made up of very dark, private alcoves. There are no walls, screens, or curtains but the lack of lighting creates nearly as much privacy as an enclosure would. That is where you get taken for the $20 private dances. And those dances really are the highlight of a visit to Cabaret. My experience has varied a bit from dancer to dancer, but all are very friendly, allow a lot more use of the hands than I am accustomed to at other clubs, and are, shall we say...vigorous...enough that somewhere around three dances in a row will provide you with a very happy ending to your visit.