TERRIBLE!!! I was really looking...

TERRIBLE!!! I was really looking forward to my visit to this club and was extremely disappointed. I was in and out within 30 minutes and would never go back..<br>

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Like some on this site, I consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur of gentlemen's clubs, from the basic strip club to the finest high-end clubs. I like SE FL because there is such a variety of clubs in a small geographic area. I made Wonderland the first stop on my Friday night and arrived around 10:30pm. As mentioned previously in other reviews, parking is $20 for valet and $10 for self parking and then it's $20 to get in. I really don't mind paying these upfront fees if the club is really worth it. Wonderland is NOT worth it! Upon entering I noticed a terrible odor throughout the building. I am not sure if it was stinky pussy, someone ordered bad fish or if they have sewer problems, but I couldn't believe that no one else noticed.<br>

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Okay, so the club itself is nice inside. It is NOT anything to write home about though. When I first entered I noticed a number of groups of girls sitting at tables drinking and eating. They were not dancers, just girls there for a bachelorette party or something. I don't really care if non-working girls are in a club, but they outnumbered the dancers working. Clearly this club gets started really late. I ordered a drink and sat at the bar to take in the environment. I think I saw about 5-6 dancers walking around. I also observed a lower level area and a floor guy standing by the stairs. I walked over to look down and the floor guy immediately puts his arms up to let me know I can't go down there (I always enjoy some of the knucklehead floor guys that just don't understand that it's the customers that pay their paycheck). I politely explained that I was just looking to check it out. The lower level is really large and somewhat nice. I then saw how this club really becomes more of a lounge than just a gentlemen's club. After about 30 minutes of seeing nothing appealing to pursue, I left and just wrote it up as a $40 loss. I am sure if I stayed until midnight or if I came back later I would find more girls, but with Miami there are just too many better options.<br>