If you've been to a strip...

If you've been to a strip club in Seattle you know the drill...steep cover, watered down drinks, no alcohol. Meh, whatever. At least there are beautiful women waiting inside, right? Right? <br>

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I walked into this club for the first time last Thursday at about 7pm. You enter off the street through the sex toys shop and down a flight of stairs. I actually missed the stairway at first, and wandered through the shop for a minute. The sole employee seemed completely disinterested. Had she spoken up, I might have spent a few dollars on something to take home to my girl. Oh, well.<br>

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Once you're downstairs you pay the cover and let your eyes adjust to the light before scouting for a seat. The single stage is tiny and the cloth chairs seem dated (and frankly, a little gross). This club doesn't have the gyno rail - Seattlites are too polite for that sort of thing - so all the seats are back a few feet from the stage.<br>