Well, I have been in college...

Well, I have been in college for a couple semesters but I made good friends with these 2 guys in a class that was nearing the end of the semester. We went out to eat and we just asked each other if we have ever been to a strip club before, we all said no. Being the buddies we were (we arent anymore), we said FUCK IT LETS GO TO A STRIPCLUB. Prior to this I have been wanting to go to a strip club and found gold club centerfolds was "top-notch" for sacramento. These girls are not going to be the bodacious kanye west video women but they know what they are doing. We get there and it was like russian roullette of strippers being pounced. They all have flaws but I live by the flaw is perfection category. Emily was a sweetheart to my friend but meanwhile, I wanted to see how nice the waitress was. The waitresses are literally teases, they dirty talk which is just wrong because a women came up to us saying, "I would like a tip in my hole". We all looked puzzled and just awkward silence for 15 seconds but she did not leave! We had to give her $2 to make her shut up and go away. So my friend and I wanted to mess with our other friend and got the ugliest chick in the club (yes they have ugly chicks) to talk to our friend but she would not leave unless he gave her money. We decided to get VIP treatments and the waitress did not do a good job picking the ladies we wanted as she just grabbed 3 random girls that vaguely met our decisions. I got a great ebony girl who gave me a $20 vip treatment and for $10 more, I can do 2 more songs... OK i am game, $5 more I can touch. MY HANDS ARE NOT VIRGIN HANDS ANYMORE! The waitresses and pissy girls ruin this club. The last thing, bodyguards, they do not bother you at all but I am social guy and would like to make friends, so I saw one of the bodyguards loves the NY Giants which I DO TOO!!! I said , "Hey, I like the NYG too man, wish we could have Tiki back :(" He said ," Next year" and then after, he treats me like trash and ignores me. They are not there to make friends, so they do not ruin the club. Overall a 7 but could be better.