Happy-Go-Lucky
4016 Telephone Rd Houston, TX 77087

This is a typical Korean Bar....

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May 8, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

This is a typical Korean Bar. The girls have been there forever, and they are all a little long in the tooth--but, so am I. They will try like the devil to get you to spring for several 'Lady-drinks', which cost $10-12 most of the time. For this price your companion will be provided with either a flavored iced-tea or, if she is a drinker, a short (pony-sized) beer--and a chit she will cash in at the end of her shift. All such bars have private spaced tucked away where you can take your paramour for some fun. Services are usually negotiable, but they usually run about $100-$150 (if you're a sucker). My friend for the evening was 'Maya' or some such--not sure I really heard it clearly through the accented English. It was my first time on Telephone Rd in several years, but I still remembered the routine. I purchased about three drinks for the lovely Maya--about 45 and a little dumpy, but has a sweet face and knew just where to put her hand to keep me interested. I had one Wild Turkey & Coke while she was tossing back her beers. Then she guided me to the 'karaoke room', where she provided a nice BBBJ followed by a FS encounter. I am old and tired, so I just laid back and put her on top to do the work. She was very accommodating and, unlike some of the girls in those places, at least made the effort to appear to enjoy it. Post coitus, it was time to move on. The longer you stay at these places, the more they will empty your pockets. I enjoy the occasional dalliance, but I learned a long time ago not to allow myself to drink too much--it depletes the will to leave BEFORE your cash is gone! These girls are not great beauties, but they flatter an old man's ego, and they are just trying to survive. I like most of the ones I've met--but if you're looking for class, these hustle bars are not the place to find it.

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