Magic Lantern
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399 Wilbraham St Palmer, MA 01069

Slightly more sleazy than your average...

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banditdog
May 7, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Slightly more sleazy than your average neighborhood bar, but a neighborhood bar it is. As such, you need to come here fairly often or know a dancer or two beforehand in order to get any real bang for the buck. I don't satisfy either of those requirements so my observations are pretty much an outsiders view. First, the place is really dark and it will take your eyes some time to adjust. Second, inside, it's actually a pretty good looking place; seems clean. Most of the dancers I saw were young, attractive and white. I've been there a couple of times now and I can't recall ever seeing anyone of color or seeming of Hispanic descent. Well Palmer is not the most diverse place and as I said it's really more of a neighborhood place anyway.<br>

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Last week during my most recent visit, I sat at the bar and was into my second draft before any of the dancers noticed me. A short, cute, blond finally came over and we chatted a bit. I realized that I knew her as Chloe from another place, Anthony's. I bought her a drink and maybe five minutes later she was told to go onto the stage which is like a one lane bowling alley with a couple of poles down the middle. She waved to me to come sit at the stage, but where I was sitting was close enough. I got up and tossed her a couple of bucks during her set. I was the only customer tipping - all the other customers were occupied at the bar with their respective stripper "SO's." Don't know how they pay the rent that way.<br>

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After he set, the little blond came back and sat down with me. She invited me for a lap dance in this fish tank kind of room right near the front door. I told her that I'd need to get paid equity wages to put on a pubic show. She just gave me a blank stare when I said that. Couple minutes later she says, well would I like a real private dance in the VIP area. By this time, the beer had caused me to switch brains so I said sure.<br>

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