I've visited quite a few rundown...

I've visited quite a few rundown clubs, but this one is particularly bad. I wonder when this joint was last spruced up or even cleaned. Maybe I expect too much, but rickety old tables and old office chairs just don't create a gentleman's club environment. However, I could forgive a rundown location (and I have before at a couple of Alabama clubs) if the dancers are good. After all, that's the main reason we visit, right? Unfortunately, the girls I've seen here have generally not been much to look at. I have visited three times now, and only once have I seen a dancer I'd rate above a five. She was probably an eight, but that was a couple of years ago. That was my first visit, and I have never seen her at this club since then. For the most part, what you see are girls with a lot of mileage on them, who want to complain about their rent or their exes, right before hitting you up for a private dance. I did try a private dance with one girl. Despite the fact that the private area seemed pretty secluded, the contact was minimal. In a place like this, you almost expect the girls to offer extras once you're in the private area. But that was not the case, and I'm not complaining about that. Ultimately, I think this is just a local joint for guys who are too lazy to drive into Gadsden or Birmingham. If you're just curious, it can't hurt to give it a look, but I certainly don't recommend it.