I walked in on a recent...

I walked in on a recent Saturday night, took a look around to see what the club had to offer. Seven dollar cover was fine, and the club was clean if not small. That's where the good ended. The girls were definitely in the 5 and below range for the most part, though one sexy petite girl caught my eye, strolling around naked and tight. To my pleasant surprise she came right up to me and started talking, barely able to make out a word. Uh oh. She sat next to me and was rubbing my leg, and it was clear to me that she was *well* beyond just drunk. Don't get me wrong- it's nice when a girl is working on a nice beer buzz and gets a little "handsy" in a private dance. But with her I would have been afraid she'd end up puking all over me, or slumping over me in a naked heap. No thanks. The rest of my choices didn't interest me, and my night was over in PSL in about 15 minutes.