Seems like the girls are extra...

Seems like the girls are extra aggressive these days. Walk in and you immediately get asked for dances. DAMN give me 15 mins for my eyes to adjust to the room! I know this is how you ladies make money, I know you don't like me, damn you probably would walk the other way if you saw me walking down the street, but you gotta put in some better effort if you want to some dude to fork over their hard earned cash.

For starters, it would help if the first thing that came out of your mouth was a simple introduction, HI MY NAME IS (insert random madeup identity), what's your name? If the first words out of your mouth are 'how about a dance', my first words will be no thanks. Don't bother asking why I don't want a dance from you, no means no!

Damn and what's with all the unhappy looking ladies sitting around on the couches while on shift? Looks real bad, like you're all illegals being forced to work there. No guy would want a dance from any of you, that's a depressing sight.