I’m a Rhino skeptic. I’d gone...

I’m a Rhino skeptic. I’d gone to their VN club once before on a Saturday night around 8pm and no one was there. Like 3 girls sitting in the chairs texting each other. When one finally came around for a dance, she looked to be in her late 30’s, overweight and smelled like a wet sock. I left in a hurry. That was my first trip.

But I had a few hours on a Tuesday night and I figured I’d give it another go. I arrived at about 8:30pm and went inside. The dude at the entrance offered me a deal - $35 to get in, but then all your nude laps are 2 for 1 the whole night and you get one free drink. For some reason my ability to use analytical logic or execute mathematical comparisons evaporates the moment I step into a strip club, so I took the deal.

So I walked in, raring to go. Empty, just like my previous trip. There was one old fat guy sitting in a chair by the stage and 3 girls sitting on the chairs on the opposite side of the wall, texting. Not the sexiest landscape. I considered bailing, but I went to the bar and got my free water.