Got there pretty late on a...

Got there pretty late on a Friday night, $10 cover. Place was far from being packed. Nice looking club with a large bar, decent visibility from any seat at the bar. However, even with the few people in attendance, one bartender was too few, but, since I was already heavily intoxicated when I arrived, I didn't drink that much, anyway. The bartender seemed rather disinterested, like she'd rather be anywhere else. Drinks were reasonably priced. It was a clean place, even the bathrooms were surprisingly nice. I'm usually a pussy when it comes to strip clubs, but I never feared for my life -- the bouncers weren't life-threatening, and the clientele seemed relatively classy. Music was at a decent level, conducive to talking to the girl after your singles.

Girls were attentive and a lot of fun to talk to. Something for everyone, a decent mix of race and ethnicity, big tits, small tits. Age-wise, they ran the gamut, as well -- the oldest seemed early 30s, and she said she wanted to fuck me with a strap-on. (I politely declined.) Stage dances were nothing to write home about, but it is only a bikini bar. Got one lap dance that quickly turned into three. I think she wanted to see if my cock was detachable; she definitely tried ripping it off my body. (Not complaining.) Left rather chafed and my dick still hurts three days later. I'd go back in a heartbeat.