Visited with a couple of buddies...

Visited with a couple of buddies on the advice of a hotel concierge. Took the free limo, got to skip the cover charge - only $7 for each of us to get in. That, however, is where the good ended.

After paying the entry fee, you have to run a ludicrous gauntlet of girls who want to rape your wallet just to get to the bar area. Once you're there, good luck getting close enough to the bar to get a drink, or close enough to a table to actually sit down, or close enough to the stage to actually tip a dancer. It was like a goddamn cattle car in the building - worse than Southwest Airlines.

Our limo driver described Sapphire as being like the Walmart of strip clubs. He was correct in this description, in that it is a gigantic building crammed full of the weirdest collection of assholes and dickheads you will ever encounter. To add insult to injury, when we attempted to leave, we ended up having to wait half an hour to get a cab ride from a greedy lunatic.

In short, my buddies and I will never be returning to Sapphire.