Mons Venus is not a great...
Mons Venus is not a great strip club. It is a great club to sit at the stage and watch some hot beautiful naked girls. It is a really good place to get a lap dance from a hot naked girl. For some, I realize you might be thinking how is this not a great strip club, but in my estimation, there is a lot more to a great strip club experience than this. I went in on a Tuesday night around 7. There were 5 or 6 girls, but others were pouring in. There were maybe five customers. For the rest of the night the girls generally outnumbered the customers two to one. Again, I can hear you asking why is this not a great strip club. I want more in my strip club experience. First, I like girls who have some game and can carry on a conversation. I like a place where I can sit comfortably and buy a dancer a drink and have some fun before moving on to business. Neither of these is available here. virtually all the girls had no interest in hanging out. It was I want to be dancing or I want to go hang out with my friends. Pretty much the shtick was "hi, my name is Candy, "wanna dance." it took a while, but I finally found a girl who was willing to sit down. (I think she was shocked when I tipped her just for her time). But without drinks and cigarettes, things move onto business really fast. I got several lap dances from her which were good lap dances, but there was no stick shifting. I got dances from about three other hot dancers and got the same. It is pretty much full two way contact except for the kitty. No using your mouth either As everything is out in the open and the staff was watching the lap dances, it seemed like the rules were weakly strictly abided by. I got no OTC offers either ( not that I expect that or inquired). So all in all, there is almost no fantasy and nothing close to extras. I need a lot of one or the other to have a great time. My night wasn't bad, but Ive had many better nights in other clubs.
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