Went to Atlantis based on previous...

Went to Atlantis based on previous reviews. The club layout is a bit strange but who cares if there's hot n cold women around eh. The stage is set above the seating area - when I went upstairs to gaze down onto the stage here it wasn't very long before the DJ told me I'm not allowed to be upstairs without a girl - so it really is the only seating available. Like any Canadian club the girls do their set and prance around sexily in their birthday suits. Whenever I go south to the states I always wonder why many places are just topless (and full nude clubs have nasty girls) when you know the dancers could care less and it's almost annoying when the panties don't come off! Like elect some younger types into office so they can upgrade the rules to the year we are livin in. If I wanted to pay entry money to go to a club and waste money on beers for what I could see for free at the beach. .. Just don't make no sense. Anyway so from the lower vantage point I guess you get a small % better look at their lips and how they groom themselves, but still slightly awkward. No danger of some drunk idiot jumping up on stage here however and maybe that's the reason.

I would say there was a solid 45 girlies running around this night doing what girlies love to do - get some dicks hard and get some attention. Oh and make handfuls of casssh too Lol! This absolutely amazing brunette walks by me and chats up another table - and I'm not just saying that this girl looked like an actual 10. Just from the legs and face and cleavage. She comes back my way and I pretty much close-line her to make sure she stops at me. . Just kidding. We went into a back area on the main floor and she sticks ABSOLUTELY PERFECT natural titties in my face b. Total score. All I recall is that she said she was a Ukie. Maybe 22 or something. After maybe one song she is told by a manager that all private dances must be performed upstairs - and yes once the girl pulls a few tall chairs together it really is nice and private.

Before I even get into any menu she starts telling me (while I'm sucking her gorgeous tits gently) that all kinds of girls here will give head but she doesn't do that stuff. Um fine I guess. On the upside she tells me she LOVES getting her titties squeezed hard and her ass spanked with authority. Geez OK!!!:->